Tuesday, October 24, 2017

The Scary Question. ;)

Here it is, peeps. All in basic black & white.

The question I hear so much, the one that gives my tummy a bit of a gurgle. The question people ask me constantly.
Less so, since I have been in this tiny town for 5 years, yet, leave town, have a few conversations.....there it is.

It may be a form of flattery? 
Maybe curiosity or just humans doing what humans sometimes do ~ being nosy.

Working out 360 days per year, being a tidy home keeper, loving to cook, having a wicked cool sense of humor. It's obvious as to why people ask this question.
Afterall, if a girl is reasonably attractive, physically fit, has a good head on her shoulders, smart, clean & has a good personality, she is only complete if she has a boyfriend or husband, right? :)

Caveat: It's less about me than it is about the guys available out there in the single world. 
Oh, I have some bearing on it, for sure.

In a certain controversial flik, the main female character was asked a similar query.

"You don't have a boyfriend? I'm sure there are so many guys out there who want you or someone like you."

Her answer?

"No one that I really wanted."

And so the dilemma goes.

When people ask me:

"How could YOU be single?"

Coming up with witty answers can be entertaining for one or both people involved in the exchange!
Observe. :0)

Why are you single?

~ It's tough to have a relationship when you're a super-hero! The cape gets in the way.

~ I'm not single. I'm independently owned and operated.

~ I'm single? Really? So that's why there's no guy & rugrats running around my house! Thank you!

The truth is?

The guys who want me are the ones I don't want. There is a certain type of guy who attracts me, can hold my attention. I won't waste his time or mine. When I realize that I can't feel enough of a spark for him, I let him know.

Simple

No comments:

Post a Comment

The Times of Life

Sometimes the day comes to let people go, even if you still love them, even if.....even if. Friendships are precious yet only when they are ...