Sometimes, just sometimes, I feel so danged smart, I amaze myself!
Learning to sleep alone, do without the warmth of another body in the bed was tough, at first.
Doing without his snoring, thrashing around & awake BS was easy.
But the warmth.......that was tough to do without.
Then, perchance, I found a microwaveable teddy bear! Once again, I had a hot guy in my bed. He was quiet, stayed still and didn't dish out any of the crap of his predecessor.
The drawbacks of the microwaveable teddy bear?
* The cost! $40 - $60 each!
* Nuke the guy for too long, he smelled like burned toast!
* Family & friends thought my hot guy was unusual. :(
After adjusting to always sleeping alone as well as nuking my teddy's a bit too long, I had to give up my hot little bed
buddy. :(
Although I live in North Texas, the weather is still a bit chilly toward Oct - March. In July, I had bought a new teddy bear from a thrift store. I had a little experiment in mind. When I had cut my last microwaveable teddy bear open to see what he was filled with that made him warm up so well, I was amazed!
It was dry rice!
With the temps dropping, I started to miss my hot lil guy!
I picked up the 99 cent T-bear, this morning, cut him opened in the back, removed all of his stuffing.
Then, I poured a 1 lb bag of dry rice into him.
Now, the test.
I checked the T-Bear out, making sure there was no metal on him.
I nuked him in the microwave for 1 minute. He was a little warm. So, I nuked him for 2 more minutes.
WOW!
It worked!
To think, I spent $40 - 60 on a T-Bear filled with rice!
Total cost for home made = $2.50!
Winter is on it's way, I have a hot guy to sleep with again.
A hot new guy to keep me warm all night!
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