and evolves
over and over.
Having served in the military, the United States Air Force, to be specific! It will sometimes come up in conversations with new people I meet in my day to day life.
Hey, I'm a friendly person, yet, not TOO friendly.
I remain open, yet, with healthy boundaries.
Since I have a Colorado phone number on my cell while I live in Texas, from time to time I get wrong number calls from people in Colorado.
If it were myself as the wrong number caller?
I would be slightly embarrassed.
For this reason, you know, the golden rule?
(Ya. The one with the most gold can make the rules) 😎
The golden rule which says that it's important to treat others as I would like to be treated.
So, I answer the phone, dude in Colorado has a wrong number.
Me: Hello
Dude: Hey Jenn, what's up?
Smart azz Me: idk, let me ask her!
Dude: Funny! ....wait, is this Jenn?
Smart azz Me: It can be.
Dude: O ya? How would that be.
Smart azz Me: Hmm. Is Jenn your mom? Your sis? Your wife? Your daughter? or....wait, your cat! That's it! MEOW.
(NO! I wasn't drunk it was 1300)
Dude: Naw. Jenn is just a really good friend.
Me: Mmm Hmm
Dude: So, where do you live in Colorado?
Me: Seriously, I moved to Texas a few years ago.
Dude: Whaaaa?
Me: Used to live there, kept the number. 2 much work to change it.
Dude: Military?
Me: Was AF
Dude: Real gung ho maggot, hmm?
Me: Whaaa?
Dude: Military AF.
Me: AF?
Dude: You know, Military as f*ck.
Me: Are you military?
Dude: Not AF. I'm in the Army at Carson. You?
Me: AF as in Air Force.
*CLICK*
I thought it was funny, the way the changing of language misconstrues communication. I don't know his name, he doesn't know mine.
The conversation was funny AF!
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